June 3, 2008: Attention People Frolicking in the Flooded Boone Park
You are splashing your bare feet through eighteen inches of raw sewage burbled up from beneath our scary neighborhood. At best, you've got our dogs' feces squished between your toes. At worst...well, it could be much worse.
What's with the crazy weakness for standing water? Every time it floods around here, people show up with inner tubes and diving masks to play.
You live ten miles from the Atlantic Ocean and two from the St. John's River. I might not willing take big gulps from either body of water, but at least the mung in them is diluted.
Enjoy your ringworm!
