April 25, 2008: Two Sentences

Today's award for the two best sentences from a news story goes to this story in the Daily Mail.

"Three years ago, a pack of Russian black squirrels bit to death a stray dog in a Russian park. They were said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh."

Extra points for being a macabre sentence at the end of a news story combining the words "Russian," "scampered," "flesh," and "squirrels."

Posted by Will Ludwigsen on April 25, 2008 2:57 PM | Permalink